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Bread-Eating Race

Miragen came to see the Sports Festival! by 古島

Will the students participating in the Bread-Eating Race please—

Kagami- Oi, Kuroko!

Kagami- Are you seriously gonna target that!?

Kuroko- Naturally.

[This—>]

Kuroko- It’s the triple delicacy Iberian pork cutlet sandwich with caviar, foie gras, and truffles

Kuroko- You automatically receive 50 points if you take it.

Kagami- Yeah, but—there’s no way you can reach that… (Someone around my height should…)

Kuroko- It’s okay. I have a plan.

[Won’t give up until he eats it] 

sfx: *bang*

sfx: *boing/jump; tap/land* (pyon; tan)

Kagami- Amazing. He’s jumping!

Kuroko- A meteorite will hit the sandwich and make it fall.

Kuroko- Come, meteorite!

Kagami- That was your plan!? (It won’t come and you won’t be eating that!)

Kuroko- This time— Ah

sfx: *chomp*

?- Deliciouuus! Oh maaan this is good! ((or idk, HOLY SHIT THIS TASTES AMAZINGaslkfjdlsakf)) 

?- This sandwich is seriously the best! (Oh yeah, it felt like somebody else was there but…oh well

sfx: *plonk/plunk*

Akashi- Good

Akashi- Nice shoot, Shintarou

Akashi- That sandwich was created using premium grade Iberian, caviar, foie gras and truffles. I made it.

[Red Team is disqualified]

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Borrowing Race

[Sigh of a Fallen Angel]

Akashi- Are you telling me to come with you?

Kuroko- Yes

Kise- Kurokocchi, what about me!!?

Kuroko- I don’t need you.

Kuroko- Please come with me.

Kuroko- Here, take my hand…

Akashi- …with pleasure

Aomine- OIIII—what’s the meaning of this!?

Kise- I’m so jealous

Midorima- Return to your senses!

Akashi- When I landed on this corrupt earth, I was bloody— ((someone correct me /weeps, what is that character before れた大地?))

[Akashi’s shirt: Fallen Angel]

Kuroko- I have brought a blown breath.

[]- Okay! 

(Source: pixiv.net)

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To call by name

Kise- Number 2…help me practice calling Kurokocchi’s name.

Tetsuya#2- wan (I refuse)

Kise- Without telling.

Tetsuya#2- wan!!! (I said I refuse) 

Kise- Te-tetsu…tetetetetsute…tetete—

Kise- TETSUYA—! Alright, I said it!

Kuroko- What is it?

Kise- Kukukurokurororokochi!!? What’s up? (How long have you been there!?)

Kuroko- That’s wrong, isn’t it? Kise-kun (From the start)

Kise- What is!? 

Kuroko- Haven’t you

Kuroko- done name-calling practice?

Kise- Te…Tetsuya….cchi

Kuroko- The “cchi” is unnecessary. 

(Source: pixiv.net)

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thebasketballwhichshiieplays:

[♥ だしい] I have no idea what they are saying but I’m crying anyways.

N-nuooooooo—/falls over, rolls into street, flies into sun

Kagami- Kuroko

Kagami- Kuroko

Kagami- Eat some more

Kagami- Kuroko…I like you.

BGAomine: Tetsu!x3

Kuroko: …I…

BGAomine: I like you, Tetsu! 

Kuroko: Me too… I like…

Kuroko: I like you too, Kagami-kun.

(via piyomine)

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Our kouhai are too cute

Hyuuga: Ehhhhhhhhhhhh—

Kiyoshi: What’s wrong, you two? Were you bullied by someone?

Hyuuga: Alri—ght. Let’s hear it. What year, what class is this guy from?

Who the hell made our kouhai cry.

Kiyoshi: Sorry that was a joke. Hyuuga you’re so cool!

Hyuuga: Then what? What happened…?

Kuroko: We imagined what it’d be like after you seniors graduate and started crying. 

Kagami: Let’s play more basketball together…please.

Kiyoshi: …Hyuuga, should we repeat a year?

Hyuuga: I’m willing to, dammit…

[Hyuuga and Kiyoshi’ve been done iiiiiiiiiin] <—I have no idea someone correct me. /ming  

(Source: pixiv.net)

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